For you

Happy birthday
To the only person in my heart
To the only heartbeat that synchronizes with mine
Happy birthday
To my only you

I don't give a shit
if you age prematurely
All your teeth fall off
and you butt sags like two oversized dried-prunes
Because I will remember you
as the first time I set eyes on you

Life might be a PMS-ing bitch most of the time
and people might not be happy about who we are
Material indulgence is still very far out of our reach
Fuck, we can't even toilet train our dog!
But comfort we shall find
knowing that we have each other to complain to
and release frustration on.

And if one day you do inherit Alzheimer or any other crap
and my beautiful flawless face no longer rings a bell
in that soon to be empty brain of yours
Rest assured, I will patiently remind you of it everyday
No, not by hanging tonnes of my self portrait in your room at the nursing home
But to hold on to your hand, tightly
Looking into your vacant eyes, and tell you again and again how much I mean to you
As we walk through each and every of our remaining years....

Happy birthday
My bestfriend
My soulmate
My love.
I love you.